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An Elf’s Story

I have a very important job. Millions of people depend on us. The job is 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. We gather information, take detailed notes, and use that information to produce a report for our boss each evening. We travel from our workplace to our office. It’s a long journey that can be treacherous at times. Upon arrival, we wait in a long line so each of us can take turns presenting our report to the boss. Waiting in line can be kind of fun, we drink hot cocoa and play games with our co-workers. It’s nice to catch up with everyone, have a few laughs and discuss some creative ideas as to what to do at our workplace the next day. In the wee hours of the morning, we make our way back to our workplace. This is the fun part of our job! We get to create a moment in time for our clients that will inspire awe and wonder.

I am a scout elf. My name is Blueberry. I was assigned this position by Santa himself. The first time he sent me to my client’s (us in the biz call them believers) home he was 3 years old. A few years later he allowed my sister, Strawberry, to join me as my believer also had a baby sister. Every day we are tasked with observing our believers and their behaviour. Santa likes very detailed information to help him finalize his naughty and nice list. The best part of our job is playing with our believer’s things when we get back in the morning. There’s always something new to do. Our believers really like it if we get into mischief. Over the years we have done some pretty crazy things. The big humans don’t always appreciate our anticks. I remember this one time, we wanted to make our clients breakfast. We always keep the 4 elf food groups in mind, they are candy, cand canes, candy corn and syrup. So, we made our specialty – breakfast spaghetti!

I don’t know why the big humans were upset. The believers loved it!

The difficult part of our job is watching our believers. We are rooting for them. We want them to make it on the nice list! The excitement and business of the Christmas season can make any human nutty as a Christmas fruit cake! We take this into consideration when we write our reports. And Santa is a very fair man. We don’t like to put anyone on the naught list but when it does happen, we do everything we can to help our believers make it back to the nice list by Christmas morning. There have been a few times it has come down to the wire. Luckily enough I’ve never had to put anyone on the naughty list.

One thing we must be on the look out for is spies. There are some believers who want to see us work our magic. There is a strict rule that no human can see an elf’s magic. It could ruin everything! We do our utmost to make sure this doesn’t happen. Word on the street is that there have been some hidden cameras installed in some of the believer’s homes. I haven’t seen any myself but there was a video going around where one of the new elves were seen flying home.

On December 24th, the last day with our believers, we bring a present. Usually, it’s something they can use or do that day. A Christmas book to read before bed, or one of our new Christmas movies. Elf Productions make the best movies! And we always bring fresh new Christmas pajamas. As the day wears on we start to get sad. This is the last day we will be with our believers until next year. On Christmas Eve before our believers go to bed they lay out milk and cookies for Santa. Then they come say their goodbyes to us. If I could move they would see a few tears fall as they make their way to their beds. Our most important job is our last task. Before Santa can go down the chimney, it is our job to make sure the coast is clear. There can not be any movement in the house, no one getting up for a glass of water or using the bathroom. This can be tricky because you never know when something like that may happen. Once we are sure everyone is sound asleep, we contact Santa with our two-way, satellite radios. We use a special frequency the humans can’t tap into. It’s hidden in the northern lights.

Oops, I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone about that! Can you please keep this a secret. Oh, fiddle sticks, Santa would be so upset with me if he found out! Anyway, after Santa makes his way down the chimney. He lays out all the presents under the tree and we hop into his sack to catch a ride back home. We are quite tired after flying back and forth to the north pole each night. It is a nice treat to layback and enjoy the ride! Did you know that Santa has a hidden room in his sleigh, just for the scout elves? He sure does! But I’m not going to tell you anymore about it. You can’t trick me again into telling you, our secrets! The ride home with Santa is usually quiet. We are all sad because we are leaving our believers. We have so much fun with them and get such joy watching them enjoy the magic of the Christmas season. We console each other and make a promise to return again next year.

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My Christmas Decorating Experience

I love Christmas, the whole Christmas season! I love the music. I love the magic. I love time spent with loved ones. I love giving. I love cheesy Hallmark Christmas movies (regular Christmas movies are pretty good too). I love the traditions. I love the decorations!

One of our Christmas traditions is decorating the house the last weekend in November. Decorating day is a much anticipated event around here, only third in line after Christmas Day and the day the scout elves arrive. This year I live tweeted the momentous event.

How it Started

I began my story by setting the scene. The first step is dragging all the decorations upstairs from the storage room in the basement and cleaning the area to prepare it. There was lots of excitement and my elves were eager to help! The first few hours were filled with lots of teamwork, stories of our favorite ornaments and Christmas’ past. Each year we each buy a new Hallmark ornament so they are all special and all have their own unique story. Then things started to get a little dicey.

My ‘type A personality’ started to kick in and I was doing my best to keep my composure but the elves ornament placement didn’t quite have the same vision as I did. I decided to look past it (or rather I had decided that I would make adjustments once the elves were asleep!) and turn my attention to the mess of ornament packaging. A few disagreements ensued between the elves because one wouldn’t share with the other and feelings were hurt. I had my doubts if we were going to be able to complete the decorating in one night. My momma intuition kicked in and figured they were hangry elves that needed to eat. While most elves food consists of “candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup”, according to Buddy the elf, we decided to order pizza. With fully bellies and tired bodies the Prep and Landing TV short made its way onto the television and I knew this had become a solo mission.

How it’s Going

I will admit at this point I was feeling a little hopeless. The house was a mess, there was boxes and decorations half put together all over the place, I knew I needed help. So I called in a couple of reinforcements named Innis & Gunn. They really helped encourage me to keep going. And little by little things started to come together. First, Santa’s village was completed with only one casualty. He’s still in decoration hospital but he’s expected to make a full recovery. Then the mantle above the fireplace took shape. It took a long time to put together. I am so grateful for those temporary 3M hooks. Without them I wouldn’t have been able to hang the stockings or keep the garland in place.

How it Ended

Completion of that gave me the motivation to get the last of the decorating completed. The half dressed tree the elves had started was my last assignment. I added more ornaments, mostly the round shinny kind and placed the tree topper, an angel. It was late, my feet were aching and my eyes were burning. It had been a long day but it was sure nice to sit back and enjoy all the work we put into decorating the house.

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Why the Grinch Stole Christmas

Everyone knows the classic tale of the hairy green outcast that plans to ruin Christmas for the whimsical town of Whoville. The story is not so much about How the Grinch Stole Christmas, even though it is the title, but Why the Grinch Stole Christmas and What he learned in the process. This story is simple, it follows a well planned story spine, is relatable and even though the main character is a grumpy, selfish, beast, in the end we all fall in love with him. But why is that? Why does this interest us? Lets take a closer look at the mechanics of the story.

Once upon a time…

The story begins by describing a secluded Grinch. The author, Dr. Seuss, paints a picture of an outcast that is not like others. “Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot… but the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville did NOT!”

His location is outside of the town. His name is and identity are different; he’s a Grinch not a Who. And he is the only one that does not like Christmas. While I don’t always like to admit it, there have been times in my life where I felt like I didn’t fit in, like I was not part of the group. Making that connection with the character, makes it feel like we are involved in the story.

Every day…

As the story continues, we learn that every Christmas the Whos’ wake early (disrupting the Grinch’s sleep), quickly open their presents and make a lot of “Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!” They are then described to sit down to a feast of “Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast-beast”. And if that weren’t enough they would then join hands and start singing!

When it seems like everyone around us is jolly and enjoying all the events, festivities, music, materialism of the season but all we feel is stress, chaos, and empty wallets. I think this one of the reasons this story is so powerful as there are so many that can relate to how the Grinch feels like an outsider, all alone in the craziness of the season. If it wasn’t already, by now the readers interest is peaked. We have an understanding of why he is so grinchy but what will the Grinch do?

But, one day…

For the Grinch this is too much to bare “I must stop this whole thing! Why, for fifty-three years I’ve put up with it now! I MUST stop this Christmas from coming!… But HOW?” All of a sudden, the Grinch got an idea that would finally break the Christmas routine for the Whos’.

This is where the Grinch is able to break the routine he has become accustomed to. He is no longer willing to endure the joy of the Whos’ and has decided to take action. The storytelling is a bit suspenseful here as the author doesn’t tell us exactly what the idea is and is a great way to keep the reader engaged.

Because of that…

The Grinch now must put his idea into action. First, he dresses the part “What a great Grinchy trick! With this coat and this hat, I look just like Saint Nick!” He even enlists the help of his sidekick, his dog Max to play the part of the reindeer.

At this point in the story we are not too sure what the Grinch is up to but we appreciate his creativity and ingenuity. Our curiosity keeps us engaged, which can be challenging today with our short attention spans. This book was original published in 1957 but this story has a strong narrative that promises to keep the readers attention.

Because of that…

They journey to Whoville on a sleigh with empty boxes and sacks in anticipation. In a rather clever way the Grinch imitates Santa Clause and goes down every chimney and clears out every home in Whoville. “Then he did the same thing to the other Whos’ houses. Leaving crumbs much too small for the other Whos’ mouses!”

While the thought of breaking and entering another persons home is not something that most of us would condone, we can relate. There has been times in everyone’s life when we have been driven to the brink of insanity and had thoughts of doing things that are questionable. Watching someone act on those thoughts is interesting. To anyone that has ever thought “what if?” this is a glimpse into that reality. This is yet another way the reader feels involved in the story.

Because of that…

Once their mission is complete they travel back up north to dump everything that was collected. The Grinch is filled with excitement in anticipation of what all the Whos’ will find when the awake. “They’re finding out now that no Christmas is coming!” He waits to hear their disappointment, so he can rejoice in their sorrow.

We know that the climax of the story is coming and we are anticipating the outcome. We expect that the Whos’ will wake and be saddened by what they find, much like the Grinch.

Until finally…

To the Grinch’s surprise what he hears is joy. He is confused that Christmas still comes even though he had stolen all the material items that make Christmas. But then he comes to the realization that ” ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas… perhaps… means a little bit more!’ ” The Grinch then takes back all the presents and food and decorations to Whoville.

This is where the theme or message of the story is revealed. And it is the opposite of what we had thought would be the Whos’ reaction. It instructs us and provides meaning that, while at Christmas time there are presents and decorations and food and drinks and materialism, that is not the true meaning of Christmas. It is about the friends and family you share your time with. It is about giving. It is about celebrating together. It is about community. It is about believing in the magic that we all have inside of us. This is where I get those warm fuzzy feelings of Christmas.

And ever since then…

The Grinch then joins the Whos’ in their celebration. “And he… HE HIMSELF…! The Grinch carved the roast beast!

This is the resolution of the story. It eludes to the fact that from that time forward the Grinch participates in Christmas with the Whos’. And I’d like to think that he is no longer an outsider. The Whos’ accept the Grinch into the community the whole year. In the end this leaves us with a sense of happiness and the belief in the magic of Christmas. The ending inspires us to live the true meaning of Christmas.

A Classic Christmas Tradition

As you can see the story has a good foundation. The story spine shows the simplicity of the timeless tale. And the 4 I’s of good storytelling definitely hit the mark. Because of this How the Grinch Stole Christmas has had longevity and a timelessness that has been proven time after time in the many different adaptations of the tale. From the first animated cartoon, to the live action movie, a full length animated movie and even a Broadway musical, audiences through the generations have embraced the true meaning of Christmas.

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