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Not your regular 9 to 5

Some people refer to their day as the ‘9 to 5’. It starts at 9AM when they get to work in the morning, and it ends at 5PM when they leave for the evening. What a different world those people live in. I can only imagine, I can barely remember, what it’s like to leave work and be done for the day. Ahh…

My real job starts when my professional job ends. As I take off my employee heels and put on my mom runners, I mentally prepare myself for what my evening will undoubtably hold.

4:30PM It’s quitting time! Or so they say. It’s time to go pick up the kids from daycare. It’s been a long day of meetings, I wonder if I can soak up some of their childhood energy to help me get to bedtime.

5:24PM After stopping at the store for a few things, I find myself at the daycare. Visiting and decompressing with all the other moms who have just clocked into their double-shifts. Some are teachers, some are nurses, these moms are superheroes.

I’ve collected my two and have recharged my heart with hugs and kisses. Sunkissed and smelling like banana scented sunscreen they climb into the vehicle, ready to head home. These little people have a magical way of boosting my energy supply.

6:07PM It’s been seven minutes since the kids have sat down to eat dinner and according to Miss E, it’s been seven minutes too long. The dreadful words slip from her little lips, “I’m full.” There is no way she’s full. She’s been playing outside in the summer sun all afternoon with just water and a few snacks. Those two bites she’s had could not have filled her up.

7:00PM Ahh yes, of course. Miss E is no longer full and is hungry once again. It’s almost like I knew this would happen…

7:56PM The kids have showered and are brushing their teeth. Bedtime is so close I can almost see it. A few more things to finish and then I can plop down on the couch, scroll aimlessly for an hour before I decide today is over and head to bed. I.can.almost.see.it.

8:00PM Bedtime. We made it. I made it. Hair and teeth are brushed, everyone’s gone to the bathroom, I’ve tucked each kid into their own bed and I’m almost down the stairs. Almost. Miss E is calling for me, she doesn’t have her bunny. Where is her bunny?!

I find her brother’s bunny downstairs, it’s the same one, she won’t know. I head back upstairs, ready to save the night, but I’m greeted by a giggle and an “Oops” as she pops her bunny out from under her covers.

8:02PM Okay. Everyone’s good. Miss E has her bunny, Mr. E is in his… Nope. No he’s not. He has successfully escaped and now a strong-willed four-year-old stands between me and the rest of my night.

8:16PM I’ve managed to get Mr. E back in his bed. More hugs, more kisses, one last tuck in for the night. I made it, I’m downstairs.

8:30PM Lunch time! I empty the contents of today’s lunches and start over. More cut fruit, more granola bars, more jam sandwiches (no PB, just the J). Thank goodness for Sunday Costco runs, they’re the reason this part of my evening runs so smoothly. I turn on the newest Netflix thriller and lose myself in serial killers and jam sandwiches.

Read: 50 Cult-Favorite Items That Make Costco’s Membership So Worth It

10:00PM Whoops! Where did the time go?! If I go to bed right now, I’ll have seven hours of sleep. Seven luxurious hours before I have to wake up and get ready for my professional job where I spend eight hours of my day warming up for my real job.

It’s been a busy day, but I wouldn’t change it for anything. My two minis are what I’ve always wanted and although they tire me with their eating habits and night-time escapes, they’re what keep this tired mama going. Them and the Costco size bag of coffee of course.

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Storytelling in 2022

It’s funny how something as natural as storytelling needs a guide. We’ve been telling and listening to stories for years, yet so many people (and businesses) fail to do it properly.

With the rise of technology language, and how we choose to share language, is constantly changing. Just think back to the last time you had to look up what a new catchphrase or acronym meant. Nothing makes you feel older than having to Google (hello fairly new adjective) what something the “kids” are saying means. Remember when TTYL or LOL was new? Yikes!

As languages changes, so does the way we tell our stories and how our stories are perceived by our audience. In order to be successful in today’s digital world, we have to understand, not only what our audience wants, but what we want our audience to see, feel and take away from our stories.

After going through a number of resources on the meat and potatoes of storytelling, I found some key elements that stood out for me. To save you hours of reading and searching (who has time for that?) I’ve created a short and sweet infographic to help you get started on your Storytelling in 2022 journey.

I hope these elements help you gain the traction, trust and support you’re after. If anything, they’ll help you build an online presence you can be proud of.

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The Rise and Fall of a Younger Brother

Perhaps I should have paid more attention to the 6+ warning on the Nerf Super Soaker box, or maybe I should have just let the flowers enjoy their water. But we can’t live in the what ifs, so I’m here to share the story of what I thought was going to be a #momwin.

Thinking it was a great idea, I recently purchased some Super Soakers for my kids to enjoy while our summer actually feels like summer. However, what quickly transpired was far from my expectations. There was no epic water battle, just the rise and fall of a younger brother who thought he was invincible.

My real-time Twitter thread uses storytelling techniques and principals in a number of ways. It holds all the elements of a story:

  1. Setting (the sunny backyard)
  2. Characters (3-year-old and 5-year-old brother/sister duo)
  3. Plot (Mom bought fun new super soakers for core summer memories)
  4. Conflict (in its truest form: sibling conflict)
  5. Arc (the rise and fall of a not-so-invincible younger brother)

Using the 8-point story arc as a reference, the Twitter thread’s stasis begins in the backyard. The super soakers are full and the kids are calmly watering the flowers. They have chosen their course of action and it’s peaceful, useful.

Then Mom steps in and triggers a change. The idea of chasing each other around the yard with cold water as ammunition excites both children, but only one remembers the one and only rule: if you spray your brother/sister, they can get you back.

The 3-year-old embarks on his life-long quest to take down his older sister. He pulls the trigger and soaks her back. He has won, he’s victorious, and he’s on top of the world.

The 5-year-old is surprised by her suddenly cold back and she makes the critical choice to challenge her brother. She begins to chase him around the backyard, anticipation is growing, the smile appears on her face, the dread on his.

The climax is reached as she narrows her sights on her younger adversary. Will she be successful and soak her brother with cold water? Will the water fight continue?

We come to the Twitter thread’s reversal when the 5-year-old makes contact with her target. Due to her critical choice and the actions taken during the climax, she has sprayed her brother with cold water and he is now on the ground. He sadly accepts defeat and retreats into typical 3-year-old ways.

The resolution of the story happens when the children agree to take a break and go back to watering flowers. Peace is restored and they return to a new, albeit somewhat scarred, stasis.

In addition to these storytelling principals, the Twitter thread includes images and video to engage the audience. In his article, How to use storytelling to craft better tweets, Nick Reese says that “Tweets with video [attract] 10x more engagement than Tweets without video”.

To keep the audience coming back for more, and to keep the story at the top of the feed, the Tweets are published separately, with the second Tweet coming an hour after the initial post was shared.

This Twitter thread is intended for everyone, however parents, guardians, and caregivers will be able to connect to the story the most. Its colourfulness offers an all-too-relatable story in a funny and entertaining way.

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